As an added bonus, the clothes were dirty and about four sizes too small for her.
She found a bowl of ramen she lost about four days ago and proceeded to eat it. When I asked what she was doing, she said the lighting was better.
I had a really strange habit of eating hot peppers from this tiny bowl sitting on my kitchen floor in the middle of the night in the dark. I know it was weird but it just felt right until my roommate woke up thirsty and caught me.
There was bird seed and bird poop everywhere. The bird's gone now and I never confronted her about it.
She was not stoned or drunk. We ended up returning early, only to find an actual potbelly pig was living in my room.
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Does everybody have Naked Roommates, or is it just me? - Kindle edition by Julia Joy Conners. But school was over, and the roommates were gone for the Christmas break and so sleepin' bare-ass with my girlfriend sounded like an all-you-can-bone buffet to So to open that door, you had to have undone the indoor chain from the outside. Because we were always naked, and once her roommates walked in on me.
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